Way below you'll see just a small selection of the fabulous and extremely dodgy films in my collection.  


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If you want to buy some movies go here.  There is really a good selection and they'll even go and hunt down some videos that are no longer available.

 

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Not the worlds greatest actor... the Galaxy's nay the Universes...no wait I'll go further... Bruce is the Greatest Actor In The Multiverse.  His portrayal of Ash in the Evil Dead trilogy and Autoclytus in Hercules makes up for any, well most of the naff straight to video movies.  Way a minute, did you say you had n't seen an Evil Dead film?  You can't see this but I standing back from my PC aghast, shocked and stunned and no I really don't give a shit but you really should see them...or else. 

 

 

 

Imagine a night in with a crappy video and an endless supply of witty and sarcastic put downs, of course you would let loose at the screen although not as effective if your the only person in the room.

 

 

 

If you don't know anything about it now then there's no point in tell you.  A classic and if anyone says otherwise I'll vulcan nerve pinch your ass or neck as that is more effective.  This may just be me being cynical but don't you think the introduction of Jeri Ryan into Star Trek: Voyager wearing extremely tight costumes could have just been a ploy to boost ratings?  No that I would ever dream of complaining...never ever...no no no. 

 

 

 

George, you were doing so well living of the legend of the trilogy but you just could n't let it lie.  Bad George go to your room and don't come out 'til you've though of a better title for episode two.

 

 

 

An immortal film about immortals...coincidence?  I think not.  This stars Christopher Lambert before he was banished to the underworld of straight to video and Sean Connery displaying his skill with accents as an Egyptian from Edinburgh.  Great big Sword fights followed by decapitation, but he only asked for a shave and a haircut.  Yet again the sequels destroy the mythology of another classic.

 

 

 

When are they going to end it?  We've been waiting for almost 10 years to find out what the hell is going on, get your finger out Chris.

 

 

 

Xenia Seeberg stars as a half lizard love slave along with a security guard class 4, a 2000 year old dead assassin and a robot head.  Now tell me that's not original thinking.  The Lexx is a giant spaceship which is really a an enormous insect that can destroy planets and is shaped like deformed male genitalia.  Scantily clad women, dodgy sets but some witty dialogue and the kind of Science Fiction program that would never have come out of the States.  This is such a fantastic series.

 

 

 

Do I have to say good things about the Simpsons?  Of course not everyone knows it is the greatest animated sitcom of all time, in this universe or the next except maybe the forth one.

 

 

 

The Sci FI channel.  Good for a nightly fix science fiction.  And since they started Sci Fright I'm sure their viewing figures have risen slightly.  Check the link you'll see why.

 

 

 

The finest collection of information on any and almost all movies and stars.  

 


 

Name

Stars

Comments

American Werewolf In London

David Naughton, Jenny Agutter

An amazing transformation process in a movie with just the right amount of comedy and horror.

Army Of Darkness

Bruce Campbell

Come on its Bruce being Ash the worlds most ineffectual hero.  It's got to be good.

Batman

Michael Keaton, Jack Nicholson

Could have had more Bat and less Brood.

Beastmaster

Marc Singer

Sword, Sorcery and a bit of nakedness.  My favorite combination.

Beowulf

Christopher Lambert

Christopher Lambert being immortal with a sword,  I hope he's not afraid of type casting.

Blade

Wesley Snipes

Such a cool film.

Bladerunner

Harrison Ford , Rutger Hauer

Yes it's a classic. But read the book.

Buck Rogers

Gil Gerard

Lycra and lip gloss, and that was just Buck.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Sarah Michelle Geller

Comedy, violence; it does not get better than this.

Captain America

Matt Salinger

Of all the supper heroes in comics you'd think they get this one right but no this is another dire attempt at a comic book conversion to screen.

Chameleon

Bobbie Phillips

Bobbie Phillips looks fantastic in an ok film.

Crow , The

Brandon Lee

Great film, pity it was Lee's last.

Crowded House Farewell To The World

Crowded House

Farewell concert on the steps of the Sydney Opera House.  A fitting way to end a fantastic band.

Cube

Nicole DeBoer

A very inventive and clever film.

Dangermouse

Dangermouse & Penfold

Oh crumbs, shush Penfold.

Dark City

Rufus Sewell , Jennifer Connelly

Very Dark in a City but still a good fantasy.

Darkman

Liam Neeson

Sam Raimi doing what he does well in this comic book actioner.

Dogma

Salma Hayek

So very, very funny.  But I might be the only one who thinks so.

Double Dragon

Alyssa Milano, Mark Dacascos

Turn off your brain and have a laugh, but probably not at the intentionally funny bits.

Dragons Forever

Jackie Chan

One of Jackie's best.

Drive

Mark Dacascos

Marc Dacascos being Jackie Chan.

Dune

Kyle MacLachlan

Much better than the Mini series.

Dungeons & Dragons

Justin Whalin

Could be better but is sufficient for a Sword & Sorcery fix.

Empire Strikes Back Special Edition, The

Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher

The force is strong with this one.

Enter The Dragon

Bruce Lee

The definitive martial arts movie with the nunchuka scene.

Escape From L.A.

Kurt Russell

Kurt Russell being a hard sod with an eye patch.

Escape From New York

Kurt Russell

Kurt Russell being a hard sod with an eye patch 15 years older.

Evil Dead

Bruce Campbell

The Blair Witch of its day but far superior.

Evil Dead II

Bruce Campbell

If you had to replace your hand I bet you'd use a chainsaw as well.

Excalibur

Nigel Terry

Hardly a fitting way to choose a king.

Flash Gordon

Sam Jones

Flash aaaaaahhhhhh. Gordons Alive??!!

Fletch

Chevy Chase

When Chevy Chase was still funny.

Fletch Lives

Chevy Chase

When Chevy Chase was a little less funny.

Free Enterprise

William Shatner

Captain Kirk sending himself up in a plotless but very funny movie.

Generation X

Matt Frewer, Finola Hughes

Read the comics you'll feel better.

Guyver : Dark Hero

David Hayter , Kathy Christopherson

Power Rangers on crack.

Highlander

Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery

Yes "There can be only one" and then 2 and 3 followed by 4.

Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, The

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42

Invisible Man, The (2000)

Vincent Ventresca

The kind of invisible man that it would be cool to be.

Invisible Man, The (30's)

Claude Raines

Yet another classic.

Lexx-The Dark Zone Stories

Xenia Seeberg

Star Treks evil twin.

Mallrats

Jay & Silent Bob

Kevin Smith at his best.

Masters Of The Universe

Dolph Lundgren

Dolph could have taken Van Damme at Canne.

Monty Python & The Holy Grail

Monty Python

Funny

Monty Pythons Life of Brian

Monty Python

Funny

Monty Pythons Meaning Of Life

Monty Python

and again Funny

MST3K: "Puma Man"

Mike Nelson, Tom Servo, Crow

Its what we all do when watching a shit film.

MST3K: "The Undead"

Mike Nelson, Tom Servo, Crow

I want that job.

Neil Finn Uncut

Neil Finn

A voice and a guitar its all you really need.

Predator

Arnold Schwarzenegger

I could have taken him.

Predator 2

Danny Glover

Better than the first but I could be mistaken.

Princess Bride, The

Cary Elwes

Sword, Sorcery and Spoof quite  combination.

Return Of The Jedi Special Edition

Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher

Is this light saber battle better than Empire?

Road To Bali

Bob Hope, Bing Crosby

They don't make films like this anymore do they?

Road To Morocco

Bing Crosby, Bob Hope

No they don't do they.

Road To Utopia

Bob Hop, Bing Crosby

No they don't.

Road To Zanzibar

Bob Hope , Bing Crosby

No.

Rocketeer , The

Bill Campbell

I want one of those rocket packs.

Scream

Neve Campbell

Hardly new and original or scary.

Showsown In Little Tokyo

Dolph Lundgren

Dolph what were you thinking.

Star Trek Deep Space Nine

Avery Brooks

A good war story with lots of battle...fantastic.

Star Trek 

William Shatner

The best?

Star Trek TNG

Patrick Stewart

Yes bald people can be Captains.

Star Trek Voyager

Jeri Ryan

This series really did n't take off until Jeri appeared.

Star Wars Special Edition

Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher

It did n't need any tweaking it was fine the way it was.

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

Ewan MacGregor, Liam Neeson

Best light saber battle of all.  Kill Jar Jar, Kill, Kill.

Still Crazy

Billy Connolly , Jimmy Nail

How unusual a funny British film.

Superman

Christopher Reeve

The best Superman.

Three Amigos, The

Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, Martin Short

"You've killed the invisible swordsman."

Three Musketeers, The

Michael York

Raquel Welsh acting with her cleavage.

Transformers The Movie

Leonard Nimoy , Eric Idle

Nostalgia at its best.

Tremors

Kevin Bacon, Fred Ward

A homage to 50's monster movies.

Vampire Hunter D

D

It makes you think what kind of cartoons they show kids in Japan.

Vampirella

Talisa Soto, Roger Daltrey

Bad, Bad, Bad

Wes Craven's New Nightmare

Robert Englund

Very inventive and original way of bringing back Freddy.

Wolf Man, The

Lon Chaney jr

All he needed was a haircut and a manicure.

X-Files Movie :Fight The Future

Gillian Anderson , David Duchovny

Should have waited till the series had finished completely.

X-Men

Patrick Stewart, Halle Berry

A successful super hero film, this is beginning to become a habit.