|
Name |
Stars |
Comments |
|
American Werewolf In London |
David Naughton, Jenny Agutter |
An
amazing transformation process in a movie with just the right amount of
comedy and horror. |
|
Army Of Darkness |
Bruce Campbell |
Come
on its Bruce being Ash the worlds most ineffectual hero. It's got to
be good. |
|
Batman |
Michael Keaton, Jack Nicholson |
Could
have had more Bat and less Brood. |
|
Beastmaster |
Marc Singer |
Sword,
Sorcery and a bit of nakedness. My favorite combination. |
|
Beowulf |
Christopher Lambert |
Christopher
Lambert being immortal with a sword, I hope he's not afraid of type
casting. |
|
Blade |
Wesley Snipes |
Such
a cool film. |
|
Bladerunner |
Harrison Ford , Rutger Hauer |
Yes
it's a classic. But read the book. |
|
Buck Rogers |
Gil Gerard |
Lycra
and lip gloss, and that was just Buck. |
|
Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
Sarah Michelle Geller |
Comedy,
violence; it does not get better than this. |
|
Captain America |
Matt Salinger |
Of
all the supper heroes in comics you'd think they get this one right but no
this is another dire attempt at a comic book conversion to screen. |
|
Chameleon |
Bobbie Phillips |
Bobbie
Phillips looks fantastic in an ok film. |
|
Crow , The |
Brandon Lee |
Great
film, pity it was Lee's last. |
|
Crowded House Farewell To The World |
Crowded House |
Farewell
concert on the steps of the Sydney Opera House. A fitting way to end
a fantastic band. |
|
Cube |
Nicole DeBoer |
A
very inventive and clever film. |
|
Dangermouse |
Dangermouse & Penfold |
Oh
crumbs, shush Penfold. |
|
Dark City |
Rufus Sewell , Jennifer Connelly |
Very
Dark in a City but still a good fantasy. |
|
Darkman |
Liam Neeson |
Sam
Raimi doing what he does well in this comic book actioner. |
|
Dogma |
Salma Hayek |
So
very, very funny. But I might be the only one who thinks so. |
|
Double Dragon |
Alyssa Milano, Mark Dacascos |
Turn
off your brain and have a laugh, but probably not at the intentionally
funny bits. |
|
Dragons Forever |
Jackie Chan |
One
of Jackie's best. |
|
Drive |
Mark Dacascos |
Marc
Dacascos being Jackie Chan. |
|
Dune |
Kyle MacLachlan |
Much
better than the Mini series. |
|
Dungeons & Dragons |
Justin Whalin |
Could
be better but is sufficient for a Sword & Sorcery fix. |
|
Empire Strikes Back Special Edition, The |
Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher |
The
force is strong with this one. |
|
Enter The Dragon |
Bruce Lee |
The
definitive martial arts movie with the nunchuka scene. |
|
Escape From L.A. |
Kurt Russell |
Kurt
Russell being a hard sod with an eye patch. |
|
Escape From New York |
Kurt Russell |
Kurt
Russell being a hard sod with an eye patch 15 years older. |
|
Evil Dead |
Bruce Campbell |
The
Blair Witch of its day but far superior. |
|
Evil Dead II |
Bruce Campbell |
If
you had to replace your hand I bet you'd use a chainsaw as well. |
|
Excalibur |
Nigel Terry |
Hardly
a fitting way to choose a king. |
|
Flash Gordon |
Sam Jones |
Flash
aaaaaahhhhhh. Gordons
Alive??!! |
|
Fletch |
Chevy Chase |
When
Chevy Chase was still funny. |
|
Fletch Lives |
Chevy Chase |
When
Chevy Chase was a little less funny. |
|
Free Enterprise |
William Shatner |
Captain
Kirk sending himself up in a plotless but very funny movie. |
|
Generation X |
Matt Frewer, Finola Hughes |
Read
the comics you'll feel better. |
|
Guyver : Dark Hero |
David Hayter , Kathy Christopherson |
Power
Rangers on crack. |
|
Highlander |
Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery |
Yes
"There can be only one" and then 2 and 3 followed by 4. |
|
Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, The |
42 |
42 |
|
Invisible Man, The (2000) |
Vincent Ventresca |
The
kind of invisible man that it would be cool to be. |
|
Invisible Man, The (30's) |
Claude Raines |
Yet
another classic. |
|
Lexx-The Dark Zone Stories |
Xenia Seeberg |
Star
Treks evil twin. |
|
Mallrats |
Jay & Silent Bob |
Kevin
Smith at his best. |
|
Masters Of The Universe |
Dolph Lundgren |
Dolph
could have taken Van Damme at Canne. |
|
Monty Python & The Holy Grail |
Monty Python |
Funny |
|
Monty Pythons Life of Brian |
Monty Python |
Funny |
|
Monty Pythons Meaning Of Life |
Monty Python |
and
again Funny |
|
MST3K: "Puma Man" |
Mike Nelson, Tom Servo, Crow |
Its
what we all do when watching a shit film. |
|
MST3K: "The Undead" |
Mike Nelson, Tom Servo, Crow |
I
want that job. |
|
Neil Finn Uncut |
Neil Finn |
A
voice and a guitar its all you really need. |
|
Predator |
Arnold Schwarzenegger |
I
could have taken him. |
|
Predator 2 |
Danny Glover |
Better
than the first but I could be mistaken. |
|
Princess Bride, The |
Cary Elwes |
Sword,
Sorcery and Spoof quite combination. |
|
Return Of The Jedi Special Edition |
Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher |
Is
this light saber battle better than Empire? |
|
Road To Bali |
Bob Hope, Bing Crosby |
They
don't make films like this anymore do they? |
|
Road To Morocco |
Bing Crosby, Bob Hope |
No
they don't do they. |
|
Road To Utopia |
Bob Hop, Bing Crosby |
No
they don't. |
|
Road To Zanzibar |
Bob Hope , Bing Crosby |
No. |
|
Rocketeer , The |
Bill Campbell |
I
want one of those rocket packs. |
|
Scream |
Neve Campbell |
Hardly
new and original or scary. |
|
Showsown In Little Tokyo |
Dolph Lundgren |
Dolph
what were you thinking. |
|
Star Trek Deep Space Nine |
Avery Brooks |
A
good war story with lots of battle...fantastic. |
|
Star Trek |
William Shatner |
The
best? |
|
Star Trek TNG |
Patrick Stewart |
Yes
bald people can be Captains. |
|
Star Trek Voyager |
Jeri Ryan |
This
series really did n't take off until Jeri appeared. |
|
Star Wars Special Edition |
Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher |
It
did n't need any tweaking it was fine the way it was. |
|
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace |
Ewan MacGregor, Liam Neeson |
Best
light saber battle of all. Kill Jar Jar, Kill, Kill. |
|
Still Crazy |
Billy Connolly , Jimmy Nail |
How
unusual a funny British film. |
|
Superman |
Christopher Reeve |
The
best Superman. |
|
Three Amigos, The |
Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, Martin Short |
"You've
killed the invisible swordsman." |
|
Three Musketeers, The |
Michael York |
Raquel
Welsh acting with her cleavage. |
|
Transformers The Movie |
Leonard Nimoy , Eric Idle |
Nostalgia
at its best. |
|
Tremors |
Kevin Bacon, Fred Ward |
A
homage to 50's monster movies. |
|
Vampire Hunter D |
D |
It
makes you think what kind of cartoons they show kids in Japan. |
|
Vampirella |
Talisa Soto, Roger Daltrey |
Bad,
Bad, Bad |
|
Wes Craven's New Nightmare |
Robert Englund |
Very
inventive and original way of bringing back Freddy. |
|
Wolf Man, The |
Lon Chaney jr |
All
he needed was a haircut and a manicure. |
|
X-Files Movie :Fight The Future |
Gillian Anderson , David Duchovny |
Should
have waited till the series had finished completely. |
|
X-Men |
Patrick Stewart, Halle Berry |
A
successful super hero film, this is beginning to become a habit. |